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Lew Chuen Hong is a Singaporean former two-star rear-admiral who served as Chief of Navy between 2017 and 2020.

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Visitors to Guinea must obtain an eVisa unless they come from one of the countries or territories that are visa exempt. Alternatively visas can be obtained from a Guinean diplomatic mission.

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