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Xinning is a town in Fusui County in southern Guangxi, China. As of 2011, it had an area of 111.8 square kilometers (43.2 sq mi) populated by an estimated 85,512 people residing in 5 residential communities and 8 villages.
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High Seas Trader is a 1995 naval business simulation video game. The player runs trade routes, fends off pirates, collects artifacts and offers transport to fellow countrymen in need, all for the sake of climbing up the game's ranking ladder, which in turn allows the player to buy bigger ships, more firepower and larger cargo holds to progress more quickly in the ranks.
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