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Ayo Edebiri is an American actress, comedian, and television writer. Since 2022, she has played chef Sydney Adamu in the comedy-drama series The Bear, for which she won a Golden Globe Award, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and a Primetime Emmy Award, as well as a nomination for a Directors Guild of America Award for directing the episode \"Napkins\".
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